Friday, May 9, 2008

一粒痣终於愿意留在贼岛


國會上個月通過必須在國內所有無名島上興建高爾夫球場,邱父聽了即刻致電副首相納生先要求在距離沙巴不遠的一個賊島上興建一座十八洞世界一流的七星級球場,後者點頭答應,並在十四天內(破世界,星球及外星紀界綠)完成了一個球場.


沙巴州議會於本月七日結束後,副首相與邱父漏夜趕到該廣島為這個球場主時啟用禮,邱依莫也受委負責看管這球場,以避免十三太保及賊黨前往搗亂或霸佔為己.


自從有了這個球場後,邱依莫不再孤獨了,除了邱父和納先生每週五晚都會前往該島陪他打球外,關父也宣佈該島為免稅島,而市父則每週委派一百名執法員到該島清理工作.


在這島上好開心,邱依莫希望他那一班死黨能夠經常到該島探訪他,順便打包老水雞和魚頭,因為邱父只運入鮑魚和雪魚到該島.


有興趣到該島的朋友,可以透過該BLOG聯絡,以向李尋歡的旅行社安排宜升機或潛水艇前來該島.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

where is the island located ah? sound interesting, how to registrate? Is this really FOC?

老亞庇(溫順強) said...

老一個島。

這祗是開場白,老夫真正的用意是,一如某小妹妹「吩咐」般,來這裡自我宣傳。

Anonymous said...

可憐的老亞庇(亞洲肥肥),於二零零五年自創老亞庇blog前後三年只有四個人到訪過,今日借用本blog 宣傳,請問大家是否要向他收廣告費?

亞洲肥肥自稱老亞庇不如David For KKJA,因此,要求大家到訪.

northborneo said...

how oh? old KK, your friend attack on you.

give old kk a chance la, he where got $ to advertise oh, like me la, using david for kkja for free advertise mah.

Anonymous said...

WHO SAID ASIA FAT FAT NO MONEY, EVERY YEAR HE BROUGHT THE FAMILYOVER SEA FOR HOLIDAY.

AND ASIA FAT FAT@FUI HOCK GOT A LOT OF ADVERTISMENT, INCOME BETTER THAN HIS SALARY OH, DONT PLAY PLAY OH I TELL YOU.

POH CHU KANG

Anonymous said...

There is no so-called 'Asia Fat Fat', only 'Asia Fit Fit', see?!

Anonymous said...

yo, all upgraded speaking ah?

nobody can call himself Asia Fit Fit except David Chin la, he play golf everyday but Biao Ge still the best choice!